I knew the yearlong pandemic was far from over, a week or so ago, when I found myself with dozens of others in downtown St. Paul’s Roy Wilkins Auditorium, each of us standing uneasily at our own table, spitting over and over into a plastic tube.
This was my third coronavirus test, and the first that didn’t involve a swab jammed upward into my nostril at a drive-up testing location. That was bad enough, but the recent self-administered procedure seemed somehow worse.
I was panicked at sharing an indoor space with anyone other than my immediate family after mostly avoiding such a scenario like the, well, plague. I was assured the auditorium was well ventilated, and yet nervous-looking health workers were ready to pounce on those who didn’t keep their masks close to their faces while endlessly spewing saliva.
How weird it would be, I thought to myself as I dropped my vial into a box and beat a hasty retreat, if I caught the coronavirus while being tested for the coronavirus. (On the bright side, I received my result in less than 24 hours; negative.)
Yeah, it’s been a hellish year.
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